The LeX-Factor

[mandragora]

Imagine my excitement at receiving an email with this title. Oooh, thinks I, something Smallville related, starring the oh-so-sexy and tragically gorgeous Lex Luthor.

Imagine my disappointment when it turns out to be an offer of *sob* a loyalty rewards scheme for subscribing to various legal publications...

Comments

[moonlettuce.livejournal.com]

*pets the Mandragora*

*offers chocolate covered Lex Luthor in consolation*

[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, chocolate covered Lex...

Thank you kindly.