But the children, who will protect the children?!

[mandragora]

Prompted by the emergence of fandom_scruples.

*Absolutely* we should protect the children from anything that might sully their darling little eyes. And ears.

I mean, look at me. All those Greek myths from the age of 5 onwards. Graduating to *gasp* Georgette Heyer at around age 10 or 11. And let's not mention when I was 13 and was the purveyor of smut in school. All those Harold Robbins and Jackie Collins I had stashed away in my school bag. (And if I'd known then about slash you can be damn sure I'd have had a stash of slash ready to hand out like smarties, too).

So, take my experience as a horrible learning lesson, oh children. Because, yes, it could happen to you too. After reading copious amounts of smut whilst underage you too could grow up to become... a lawyer!

The horror, the horror...

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[manna]

Now, I've written incest, but it was original character incest. So now I'm wondering whether that counts, and whether I ought to be on the blacklist. Or is it only HP fandom where incest is bad?

Ah, Jackie Collins. {nostalgic sigh} I remember lurking behind shelves in WH Smiths, trawling through JC books for the porny bits.

The best Sekrit Porn I had as a kid was in a Richard Adams book. He wrote a veeeeeery long fantasy novel, the name of which I've completely forgotten, where (in my hazy imagination) the heroine spends a lot of the book as a sex slave. Also, IIRC, one of the Dune books had a steamy page or two.

[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

The best Sekrit Porn I had as a kid was in a Richard Adams book. He wrote a veeeeeery long fantasy novel, the name of which I've completely forgotten, where (in my hazy imagination) the heroine spends a lot of the book as a sex slave.

Oooh I know that one. I have it somewhere, although it's at my parents' house. And the heroine was a sex slave of sorts. She was a Gorgeous Peasant Girl, as I recall, who ended up as a slave. Can't remember the details now, save that the book wasn't very good.

Yes, the Dune books did have a few steamy pages. The Gor books (I was *young*, okay) had a lot more.

I think it's only HP fandom where incest is automatically bad ;)

[manna]

The big advantage of Maia (thanks, Tem) and the Dune books was that they were respectable fantasy and SF, therefore could be perused at will.

[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

What, so are you saying that the Gor books weren't respectable? Hey, they were fantasy. Sort of. ;)

[manna]

What, so are you saying that the Gor books weren't respectable?

Have you ever read John Norman's book about sexual fantasies? It's, well...definitely educational. Also very, very, very funny, in a way that I'm sure he never meant it to be. And, with it all, bizarrely sweet.

[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

Have you ever read John Norman's book about sexual fantasies?

God no. Reading the Gor books was emough.

Also very, very, very funny, in a way that I'm sure he never meant it to be.

Giggle. Why am I not surprised? Given his views as to sexuality (there seems to be no room for any of the multiplicity of human expression in his little universe), that is.

[temaris.livejournal.com]

Maia. My first introduction to all *sorts* of things. The temple statue and the broom handle particularly linger in my memory. And the ...

Maybe i'll just go find a copy. I think I lurked in the adult section of the library for nearly three evenings reading that. I wasn't old enough to borrow it.

[mandragora1.livejournal.com]

Maia

That's it. And, until you reminded me, I'd managed to forget all about the broom handle *glares at Tem*.

[temaris.livejournal.com]

Always ready to please with a smile and a helping hand.

Or broom.

[manna]

The temple statue

!!!

I remember that! Metal! With an expanding, jointed... Yes, well.

I don't remember the broom handle, though. Wasn't there spanking at some point? I'm sure I remember spanking, and some weird carved statue thing that the spanking happened on. You know, I never quite looked at Watership Down the same way after I'd read Maia.

I think I need to find my copy too. I suspect it's in a box at my mum and dad's house, where I abandoned it once I graduated to proper porn :-)

[temaris.livejournal.com]

I think there was spanking. And pretty much everything else except men on men action, and I'm not entirely convinced that wasn't in there *g*