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Sometimes you just have to love Google. I suspect that they may have become a leetle bit tired of the stupid.

Go to Google Maps, type in something like 'New York to London'. Check out Step Number 23...

Date: 3 April 2007 19:36 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com
That just cheered me up immensely.

Date: 3 April 2007 19:51 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
*g* Made me giggle helplessly.

Date: 3 April 2007 19:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com
I'm quite fond of how they go via France *g*

Date: 3 April 2007 19:51 (UTC)

Date: 3 April 2007 19:45 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com
I loved step 40: slight right at Boulougne-sur-mer ...

Date: 3 April 2007 19:52 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
Oh yes. Not to mention the time estimate for the length of journey...

Date: 3 April 2007 20:04 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com
29 days does seem a little optimistic *g*

Date: 3 April 2007 21:03 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
*g* Actually, it was the 10 hours that got me.

Date: 3 April 2007 20:10 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/
Aw, it doesn't work from Europe to Australia.

Date: 3 April 2007 21:04 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
No. Or from NYC to Sydney. Alas!

Date: 3 April 2007 21:07 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minotaurs.livejournal.com
Somebody has too much time on their hands. Actually, I wonder if there's a "Joke" department at Google?

Date: 3 April 2007 21:25 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
Wouldn't surprise me. They know what their consumers want...

Date: 3 April 2007 21:48 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com
And I notice they sensibly went through Boston.

Date: 4 April 2007 11:24 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
Well, it does cut down on the swimming mileage. Slightly.

Date: 4 April 2007 12:15 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com
Plus, at the Boston waterfront, they might be able to commandeer a ship.

Date: 4 April 2007 13:23 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
What? Commit piracy on the high seas? Perish the thought! (unless they're British nationals. Then it's simply just desserts for the Boston Tea Party).

Date: 4 April 2007 14:31 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com
Y'know, if George had just given us representation in Parliament, we might still be loyal to the crown.

Date: 4 April 2007 15:15 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
If only... My taxes would almost certainly be a helluva lot lower than now, if we had access to all of the US' wealth. And just think, universal health care for all. *eg*

OTOH, democracy worldwide might be a bit thin on the ground, seeing that the US mostly pioneered the way for the rest of us.

Date: 4 April 2007 15:34 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com
OTOH, democracy worldwide might be a bit thin on the ground, seeing that the US mostly pioneered the way for the rest of us.

I think the Magna Carta set the stage for that...

And we forget that our democracy started out small. Only men of property could vote for their representatives. OTOH, early on, income was taxed, but not wages, which meant the rich guys passing a tax on themselves rather than the average candlemaker's assistant. It took about a hundred years and a civil war for us to get where we are now with universal franchise.

Of course we're going to be able to create insta-governments with recognized legitimacy over night.

An elderly friend was once posted to the diplomatic core in Afganistan, pre Russian invasion. They were a fledgeling democracy, but out in the hinterlands, the people asked the tribal leaders to tell them who to vote for.

Date: 4 April 2007 19:35 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
I think the Magna Carta set the stage for that...

Possibly. But don't forget that we got rid of our king, by chopping his head off, with the idea of sort-of implementing Parliamentarian rule under Cromwell. But we still ended up giving Cromwell a title and when he died, promptly invited the deceased's king's son back as monarch again...

On the plus side, we chopped our king's head off well before the French! *smug*

Date: 4 April 2007 23:40 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com
Well, we've only deposed one monarch president. A friend living in Africa at the time said that the locals were quite surprised there was no blood shed in the fall of Nixon.

Date: 3 April 2007 22:22 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] manna
Hee! Thank you for that.

Date: 4 April 2007 11:24 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
*g* Glad to amuse.

Date: 3 April 2007 23:09 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fruufoo.livejournal.com
Hehehe. :D Oh wow. You didn't just type that in to see what it told you, did you?

Date: 4 April 2007 11:25 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
*g* Well, yes. But only after it was suggested people might want to try it out on a LJ comm called 'Mock the stupid...'

Date: 4 April 2007 17:16 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fruufoo.livejournal.com
Ah, well, it's cheating if someone suggested it to you first. ;)

Date: 4 April 2007 19:31 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
*hangs head in shame*

Although...to be honest, I would never have requested driving directions from New York to London left to my own devices. Well, not until someone invents the Aquacar...

Date: 4 April 2007 02:12 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elistaire.livejournal.com
That is hilarious. Thank you for that laugh!

Date: 4 April 2007 11:26 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
Happy to make you giggle!

Date: 4 April 2007 12:29 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keletkezes.livejournal.com
What about the Channel? it doesn't tell you to stop once you've reached the ferry... :D

Date: 4 April 2007 13:24 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
Well, I'm assuming that they figure that if you can manage to swim the Atlantic you're not going to be daunted by the mere 20 or so miles across the Channel...

Date: 5 April 2007 12:06 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keletkezes.livejournal.com
If they'd've done it from Calais rather than Boulogne you could walk through the service tunnel...

Date: 5 April 2007 12:06 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moth2fic.livejournal.com
*giggles*
Some friends recently tried asking the RAC for a route to Devon avoiding the M5. They were sent directions via Ireland and France ... We tried it and got the same response but they may have altered it by now.

Date: 11 April 2007 19:33 (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com
*g* The RAC website was notorious for doing this, often sending people via Ireland or France. But that was a glitch with the website, as opposed to a deliberate pisstake!
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