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mandragora ([personal profile] mandragora) wrote2007-04-03 08:33 pm

Well, it *is* the most direct route

Sometimes you just have to love Google. I suspect that they may have become a leetle bit tired of the stupid.

Go to Google Maps, type in something like 'New York to London'. Check out Step Number 23...

[identity profile] darthrami.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
That just cheered me up immensely.
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* Made me giggle helplessly.

[identity profile] seiyaharris.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm quite fond of how they go via France *g*
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mais oui.

[identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I loved step 40: slight right at Boulougne-sur-mer ...
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. Not to mention the time estimate for the length of journey...

[identity profile] temaris.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
29 days does seem a little optimistic *g*
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* Actually, it was the 10 hours that got me.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/ 2007-04-03 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, it doesn't work from Europe to Australia.
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Or from NYC to Sydney. Alas!

[identity profile] minotaurs.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Somebody has too much time on their hands. Actually, I wonder if there's a "Joke" department at Google?
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't surprise me. They know what their consumers want...

[identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And I notice they sensibly went through Boston.
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it does cut down on the swimming mileage. Slightly.

[identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Plus, at the Boston waterfront, they might be able to commandeer a ship.
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What? Commit piracy on the high seas? Perish the thought! (unless they're British nationals. Then it's simply just desserts for the Boston Tea Party).

[identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know, if George had just given us representation in Parliament, we might still be loyal to the crown.
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If only... My taxes would almost certainly be a helluva lot lower than now, if we had access to all of the US' wealth. And just think, universal health care for all. *eg*

OTOH, democracy worldwide might be a bit thin on the ground, seeing that the US mostly pioneered the way for the rest of us.

[identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OTOH, democracy worldwide might be a bit thin on the ground, seeing that the US mostly pioneered the way for the rest of us.

I think the Magna Carta set the stage for that...

And we forget that our democracy started out small. Only men of property could vote for their representatives. OTOH, early on, income was taxed, but not wages, which meant the rich guys passing a tax on themselves rather than the average candlemaker's assistant. It took about a hundred years and a civil war for us to get where we are now with universal franchise.

Of course we're going to be able to create insta-governments with recognized legitimacy over night.

An elderly friend was once posted to the diplomatic core in Afganistan, pre Russian invasion. They were a fledgeling democracy, but out in the hinterlands, the people asked the tribal leaders to tell them who to vote for.
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the Magna Carta set the stage for that...

Possibly. But don't forget that we got rid of our king, by chopping his head off, with the idea of sort-of implementing Parliamentarian rule under Cromwell. But we still ended up giving Cromwell a title and when he died, promptly invited the deceased's king's son back as monarch again...

On the plus side, we chopped our king's head off well before the French! *smug*

[identity profile] filenotch.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we've only deposed one monarch president. A friend living in Africa at the time said that the locals were quite surprised there was no blood shed in the fall of Nixon.
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[personal profile] manna 2007-04-03 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Thank you for that.
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
*g* Glad to amuse.

[identity profile] fruufoo.livejournal.com 2007-04-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Hehehe. :D Oh wow. You didn't just type that in to see what it told you, did you?
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
*g* Well, yes. But only after it was suggested people might want to try it out on a LJ comm called 'Mock the stupid...'

[identity profile] fruufoo.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, well, it's cheating if someone suggested it to you first. ;)
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*hangs head in shame*

Although...to be honest, I would never have requested driving directions from New York to London left to my own devices. Well, not until someone invents the Aquacar...

[identity profile] elistaire.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
That is hilarious. Thank you for that laugh!
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Happy to make you giggle!

[identity profile] keletkezes.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 12:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What about the Channel? it doesn't tell you to stop once you've reached the ferry... :D
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-04 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm assuming that they figure that if you can manage to swim the Atlantic you're not going to be daunted by the mere 20 or so miles across the Channel...

[identity profile] keletkezes.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
If they'd've done it from Calais rather than Boulogne you could walk through the service tunnel...

[identity profile] moth2fic.livejournal.com 2007-04-05 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles*
Some friends recently tried asking the RAC for a route to Devon avoiding the M5. They were sent directions via Ireland and France ... We tried it and got the same response but they may have altered it by now.
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[identity profile] mandragora1.livejournal.com 2007-04-11 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* The RAC website was notorious for doing this, often sending people via Ireland or France. But that was a glitch with the website, as opposed to a deliberate pisstake!